A Latinometer™ gives you a reading on how others read you. Insert your prose into the slot below and find out! Too Germanic? You sound dumb! Too Latinate? You sound like a liar. Currently there have been 5862 submissions.
Then click here to find out which Jane Austen character you sound most like.
If you do not like the way you sound, click on a colored word to take you to its Germanic and Latinate synonyms in thesaurus.com.