A Latinometer™ gives you a reading on how others read you. Insert your prose into the slot below and find out! Too Germanic? You sound dumb! Too Latinate? You sound like a liar. Currently, there have been 31824 submissions.
Then click here to find out which Jane Austen character you sound most like.
If you do not like the way you sound, after submission click on a colored word to take you to its Germanic and Latinate synonyms at thesaurus.com.